May Holiday Reminder

and it's poisonous, the jokes write themselves

Just a reminder the French have that weird thing in May where they have like a holiday every week. I work for an American company, and I'm American, so I follow the American holiday schedule. I usually forget about it. I'm not sure what it affects, as my life is pretty hands off French. Amazon and Monoprix delivered on Pacques so if it doesn't affect my life... #oblivious I guess maybe you can't go to the bank? The boulangerie? I don't know... I use Uber and my bank is American.